The Little Tumblcrypha

2 weeks ago
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#my sarh is cuter than all y'all's sarh
#is a fact
#neologismus
#tumblumb promb
#submission
#STILL NOT OVER THE FACT THAT YOU'RE WEARING THE TIE
#THIS TIE IS A SPECIAL TIE OKAY
#it's not even the right house and it's sTILL DHKLSFJKLSA HOW ARE YOU
#let me rephrase that as to elaborate that i'm not in fact enquiring about your recent state of mind or physical health
#WHY IS YOU
#there
#better

— HAPPY TUMBLR PROM, HÄRRET !!!!

neologismus:

i’m in my pants tho

[insert trouserless lower half with massive cock]

IMPROMPTU TUMBLR PROM PHOTOS WENT SWELL (y u cute, sarh. idgi)

3 weeks ago
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#mission:sub
#submission
#thanks
#:)

spiderwardo:

you should work

work

brokje

WORK!

wELP OKAY

1 month ago
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#sarh makes everything better
#i love u sweetie thank u for existing and being a perf darling
#!!!!!!!!!
#♥
#submission

1 month ago
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#corgi
#submission

corgiaddict:

A corgs in a bowtie - how cliche. This is Roy btw.

-submitted by RoysPapa

2 months ago
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#corgi
#submission

corgiaddict:

WENDEL! Making his debut here!

3 months ago
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#MIA
#misandryonbakerstreet
#our morphed faces
#i just
#submission

tru beauty

and its baby

SCREAMS

3 months ago
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#oh
#submission

— NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA SUPERMAN HORSE

4 months ago
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#awwwwww
#corgi
#submission

attack-of-the-pwns:

Uni, a 10 year old Pembroke welsh corgi.

4 months ago
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#ah
#submission

swearonyourhat:

Margotte & Eclipse.

Uzem Bachla Breeding (France)

http://welshcorgipem.blogspot.fr/

4 months ago
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#mission:sub
#submission
#/sobs pathetically
#especially since equius just thought he was getting made and instead he got dead
#wow a suits quote referencing goodfellas while talking about homestuck
#i'm on a roll
#brokje reads homestuck

— Re: Lonely mare searching for strong stallion to hold onto should the ride be too bumpy.

I’m just a bachelor and I’m looking for a partner. Someone who knows to ride without falling off.

You’re my match on OkCupid. I think you look very attractive and I would like to get to know you better. Do you want to get to know me better ? How about I take you for a ride ? My sattle’s waiting, come on, jump on it !

SEE THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER

~~bless you~~ damn you sarah