11 months ago
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#why do i keep doing this
#i have no idea how feelings and how emotions and how even PROBLEMS
#my own ones i might get
#but someone else's?
#jesus fucking christ how did this happen
#why is this constantly happening to me
#my finger nails aren't even cut
#i am not properly prepared for all of this
#SOMEONE RESCUE ME
#uninteresting life blog things
And once again does the Consolation Brigade head out with Disney films and chocolate to solve someone else’s problems with comforting and cuddling.
Their battle song, “We’re all in this together” sounds triumphantly and determinedly as they mount the public transport leading them to their former best friend who is in desperate need of support.
These are our nation’s heroes, ladies and gentlemen, and they deserve a cheer for they cheer us up when we’re in need of consolation - the Consolation Brigade!
No, seriously. I think I might’ve been bitten by a radioactive sociality and transformed into Consolation Woman.