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SYLPH OF MIND
1 year ago
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#oh fuck
#i only just realised i was not prepared for being reminded of the existance of your hands
#damn it
#damn you
#all of you
#i'm going to bed

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1 year ago
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#damn it
#am i really the only person who doesn't find ''i really want to impress this person'' relatable
#AT ALL
#especially when it's connected to behaving inappropriately
#watching Zombieland
#very very slowly
#guess at which part i am

Nononononono. NO. 

Why does everyone seem to think that ”awkward” people and voluntarily embarrassing yourself in order to impress someone are two things that go well together? They do not.
Awkward people are awkward. Ha-ha, look at them, they’re awkward. That’s funny enough. People who embarrass themselves because they’re in love are funny because they embarrass themselves because they’re in love. Ha-ha, look at them, they’re embarrassing themselves. Thank you.
Can we please just… Awkward stereotypes do not have to embarrass themselves too. We can identify a little with the awkward, and we can identify a little with the embarrassing, and therefore, we like this character.
And then you’re overdoing it by throwing it together, and we don’t want to identify with that. It’s more like sitting with that person you were friends with at some point but who then got really annoying and won’t shut up about a topic you’re not interested in but still keeps sitting with you anyway.

1 year ago
170 notes - reblog
#oh no
#now i remember how much i just want brogues
#DAMN IT
1 year ago
17 notes - reblog
#Mystrade
#drabble
#does anyone get what i was trying to get across
#because i'm not sure i'm still good at fanfiction
#even drabbles
#damn it
#also: SARAH
#SSSSAARRRRRAHHHHHHHH
#sarah
#it's for you
1 year ago
69 notes - reblog
#damn it
#matt shultz

(Source: lizzygrinningsoul)

1 year ago
54 notes - reblog
#damn it
#i'm gonna cry.

So I come home from an absolutely fantastic night in the theater and THIS is what I see first? NEXT BLOODY YEAR? I am… I have to say, I am… completely and utterly… D’:

(Source: tavalouris)

So I come home from an absolutely fantastic night in the theater and THIS is what I see first? NEXT BLOODY YEAR? I am… I have to say, I am… completely and utterly… D’: