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SYLPH OF MIND
10 months ago
141,813 notes - reblog
#this was in german
#but i thought it was hilarious and translated it
#but i didn't want to steal it so
#this wasn't my joke
#but it's great

luigisorchestra:

bowtiesandbiscuits:

15th of March 2012.

Ordered a Caesar Salad today, proceeded to stab it 23 times before consumption. Nobody else found it as hilarious. 

OH MY LORD

I CAN’T EVEN

HISTORY NERDS ARE THE BEST NERDS

#how brut(e)-al