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SYLPH OF MIND
3 months ago
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#erydanampora
#des8pudels8kern
#although i have to read them later because i don't really have too much time rn
#also
#neologismus
#you're all darlings you do know that right

so i go on tumblr after a couple days and the first thing that greets me are two fics and a not!fic (i presume)? you guys are the actual best.

5 months ago
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#art
#snow queen
#sobbing vehemently
#also
#sometimes i correct grammar in posts sorry

rubato:

disneyforprincesses:

marydoodler:

I don’t where I read it, but for the longest time I thought Disney’s next animated film “The snow queen” ( now frozen) was set in Mongolia. But the newest concept art officially and completely squishes that, so I am now lamenting the change with a concept of what could have been.

Artist note: painted this in sketch club and accidently destroyed the colors halfway through, they were much better before :(

We could have had it aaaaaalllll

CRYING!!!!!!!!

trungles, juna, LOOK

rubato:

disneyforprincesses:

marydoodler:

I don’t where I read it, but for the longest time I thought Disney’s next animated film “The snow queen” ( now frozen) was set in Mongolia. But the newest concept art officially and completely squishes that, so I am now lamenting the change with a concept of what could have been.
Artist note: painted this in sketch club and accidently destroyed the colors halfway through, they were much better before :(

We could have had it aaaaaalllll

CRYING!!!!!!!!
trungles, juna, LOOK
6 months ago
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#mann ick liebe die wise guys
#und hassen wir nicht alle die db
#also
#wise guys
#db
7 months ago
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#there it is
#my dinner jacket
#i love it so much
#also
#face
#uninteresting life blog things

Hej hej.

I bought a dinner jacket lately and didn’t show you yet, but I’m so proud of it. So here.

7 months ago
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#also
#have some more photos of my face
#because why the fuck not i mean
8 months ago
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#stoya
#nsfw
#also
#phraxpunk
#because if i remember correctly you like stoya
#i can understand why
#whoa this quote

coleytangerina:

They say I have a sweet ass, nice tits, a real pretty dress. They say I’m their future wife, or I’d look good with their dick in my mouth. They try (and probably succeed at times) to take pictures down my shirt. They ask if they can get my number, they ask where I live, why I’m not smiling, why my boyfriend lets me walk around by myself. Then they ask why I’m such a bitch, if my pussy is made of ice. They say that they never do this, as though I’ve somehow driven them to inappropriate behavior and deserve it. They say they’re just having fun, trying to pay me a compliment. Pretty frequently they get mean, slipping into a loud tourettes-like chant of bitch-whore-cunt-slut. 


Before you try to tell me that it’s because I take my clothes off for a living, let me tell you that this started way before I was 18. Let me tell you that every single woman I know has at least one truly terrifying story of street harassment and a whole bunch of other stories that are merely insulting or annoying. Let me remind you that in a room of pornography fans, who have actually seen me with a dick in my mouth and who can buy a replica of my vagina in a can or box, I am treated with far more respect than I am walking down the street.

—Stoya

Let’s talk about how Stoya is a flawless, mindbogglingly clever feminist, who is most probably Real Life dating James Deen.

(Source: praxis89)

coleytangerina:


“They say I have a sweet ass, nice tits, a real pretty dress. They say I’m their future wife, or I’d look good with their dick in my mouth. They try (and probably succeed at times) to take pictures down my shirt. They ask if they can get my number, they ask where I live, why I’m not smiling, why my boyfriend lets me walk around by myself. Then they ask why I’m such a bitch, if my pussy is made of ice. They say that they never do this, as though I’ve somehow driven them to inappropriate behavior and deserve it. They say they’re just having fun, trying to pay me a compliment. Pretty frequently they get mean, slipping into a loud tourettes-like chant of bitch-whore-cunt-slut. 
Before you try to tell me that it’s because I take my clothes off for a living, let me tell you that this started way before I was 18. Let me tell you that every single woman I know has at least one truly terrifying story of street harassment and a whole bunch of other stories that are merely insulting or annoying. Let me remind you that in a room of pornography fans, who have actually seen me with a dick in my mouth and who can buy a replica of my vagina in a can or box, I am treated with far more respect than I am walking down the street.”
—Stoya

Let’s talk about how Stoya is a flawless, mindbogglingly clever feminist, who is most probably Real Life dating James Deen.
8 months ago
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#signal boost
#also
#for future reference
#namely fic reference

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

winifredjay:

rebekahloves:

yourbadgrrl:

A YBG Public Service Announcement! Please read.

thejaguarr:

Very good advice. Particularly numbers eight, nine and ten. BDSM is a subculture that is inviting to predators and fringe elements of society who have different respect for other people’s boundaries. There are a lot of really great, amazing people in the scene but there are plenty of others who are looking to take advantage of others, from both sides of the whip. Watch your ass out there, gang, and be safe! Remember, you have all the power when it comes to you and your life, no matter what role in a power exchange relationship you may identify with.

rohosub:

This is a good read and important rules if you want to play with people you don’t know.
Read them!

yes. yes. yes. yes. yes and yes.

Good advice for any relationship, really.

Fairly sure I’ve reblogged this already, but THIS SHIT IS IMPORTANT.

—BB

(Source: plector)

8 months ago
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#HARVEY
#bless omg
#litt up
#just keeping tags here since we all seem to have the same feelings
#also
#littUUUUUUUP
1 year ago
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#loki
#i
#also
#still
#need
#to watch
#THOR
#fuckinggoddamnit
#i feel like i'm getting left behind and should move to palo movie-o
#okay don't posts eat other posts
#the marlins and the queue

(Source: sheisdelirium)

1 year ago
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#also
#what's up with Flori
#why is so much Silbereisen on my dash
#it's Silbereisen isn't it
#I don't know
#I generally don't Schlagermusik

phiillii:

I read “all dies” as in “everything deceases”  -slaps self in face for forgetting native language sometimes- 

(Source: todeswalzer)

phiillii:



I read “all dies” as in “everything deceases”  -slaps self in face for forgetting native language sometimes-