August 2012
O! Woe is me, and I am endless woe!
How can it be so dull to lie in bed
and count the tissues that my snot has fed,
and wonder why all wonders must forego
me, and will not bestow health upon me?
How bored I am! Can I not convalesce
Immediately? Do I have to acquiesce?
O! I am woe, and endless woe is me!
Tumblr is dead, and all my friends are gone.
I feel the urge to occupy my mind!
Activity my restless head must find!
Mental exaltation, to dwell upon!
In other words, expressed without a doubt:
Fuck this shit, I’m fucking going out.
church of england you can’t preach about equal marriage “fundamentally changing the meaning of marriage” and “diluting” marriage when you were created so that henry viii could divorce katherine of aragon
the word ‘phonetically’ doesn’t even start with an f. shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us.
nope nope nope nope nope abort abort abort abort abort
i mean it
definitely not okay
“I do care about my position. And my position is that we win. Harvey wins, and I win. Allison Holt can’t win, because she doesn’t believe in Harvey. I can, because I do. I believe in Harvey Dent! I mean Specter.”
if my life doesn’t become a coffee shop au im quitting
did you guys know this is nicolas cage’s son
im crying
omfg
someone invent middlecase letters because sometimes lowercase isn’t enough but UPPERCASE IS TOO MUCH
aaaaaaaand another level up: we’ve reached official hinting at the relationship between Harvey and Mike. the official reaction to “You [and Louis] thinking of moving in together?” is now “… you jealous?”. i am officially expecting marriage at the end of the season.
“Ehm, Louis’ parts are tingling.”
“I don’t wanna know what that means or how you know that.”
I don’t know, Harvey, it could’ve something to do with the fact that you allowed Louis to do to Mike whatever he wanted to do to him, and he wanted to do… things. This outcome should’ve been obvious.
I never thought I’d say this, but… Louis Feels Activated.
wohoo, all the german girls! And I’ll probably have time for suits, since I’m lying in bed, with my laptop and a massive cold, too =)
All the German girls! All the German girls! Oh-oh-oooh, oh-oh-oooh. /makes hand movements and dances the single ladies dance
Okay, now I embarrassed myself virtually. Well done, brokje. But yeah, everyone seems to have a cold and everyone’s lying in bed, and all the doctors are on vacation. Lucky days. I bet you could make it in a few days, I’m nearly done with the second season and I’ve been watching Suits for what, two, three days now? And I’m a slow watcher, especially since I have to pause all the time, come up with a half-way witty liveblogging post, and watch on.
I have the impression it’s subtext even noticed in universe. Aka not subtext, not really. (I should watch that, but I always get way too bored during the first 20 minutes…)
It has to be something between massive gay-baiting and writers not realising what they’re doing. Or maybe a shipping war among the writers. Or, in-universe, the Bruce Wayne/Dick Grayson phenomenon.
I don’t know, I mean - I like this one, even if I’m not usually a fan of the way American shows are written, and this one’s not immensely different from the others, but I like it. It’s sassy and fun. I guess it depends on whether you like it or not if you should watch it. :)
Wait. Was that even a sentence?
I guess whether you should watch it or not depends on whether you like it or not. No. If you like it or not, you should watch it or not-… no, that’s even worse. Wait. If you should watch it or when you like it or not-… if you should like or watch it-… if you can watch like you should-… whether you if or-… when in rome-… does an- Oh, just watch it if you like it. ♥
May I introduce: Louis Litt - Poor Man’s Lex Luthor, Herder of the Ponies, Captain of Mixed Metaphors, thinks we’re in a war.
