July 2012
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I'm gonna start screaming, "OEDIPUS!" instead of...
miikan:
jakenglishsexual:
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grownupgardengnostic:
…wait whats the joke?
have you ever read oedipus rex? its a greek tradgedy.
He was the FIRST motherfucker.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGUDHACFarfsfgjsdkf literature jokes high 5
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Complete List of Non-Oppressive Insults
iamateenagefeminist:
You are still free to add on if you like, but these are just what people gave me. After the jump because insults may be triggering to some people. If you have any you would like me to add to this master list shoot me a message and I will add it. Also, if you find any of the following insults oppressive in any way, let me know and I will remove it ASAP.
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A quick guide as to why I love FUCKING STUTTGART
These are Sebastian Bootz and Thorsten Lannert. They are madly in love with each other.
There is a lot of unresolved tension of many kinds between them.
Especially because Bootz’ wife Julia, here shown in her usual state of worry which she does not leave throughout the entire fucking series so far (unless she gets astoundingly drunk for a...
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I just finished writing some fanfiction! In German, sorry.
Fandom: Tatort Stuttgart (FUCKING STUTTGART) Pairing: Lannert/Bootz Rating: G (aber nicht euren Kindern vorlesen!) Wordcount: 1164 Warnings: Ein paar Spoiler für ‘neuere’ Folgen, ängst.
[[MORE]]Beim Umdrehen stößt er versehentlich mit seinem Ellenbogen gegen den Körper neben sich und schreckt aus seinem Halbschlaf hoch. Er...
Can we just take a moment to appreciate this alternate London 2012 logo?
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person: she--
me: it's he.
person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz '-- a lot has changed over the years
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urbran:
excuse me while i blog in private
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guys trigger warning
thewinsexters:
there’s this thing going around and it says “I was a fan of Obama, but not after reading this” or something
and you click on it and it has really big flashing lights and this face up close and loud ass creepy noises and it scared the mother fucker out of me but i think if someone had epilepsy and they clicked it it could be really bad for them
so if you have epilepsy don’t...
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huge-motha-fuckin-snake:
gi-nnyweasley:
harry-ron-andhermione:
professorgilderoy-lockhart:
enemiesofthe-heir:
thechamberofsecrets:
has been opened
shit
don’t worry i’ve got this
no fuck you
can someone help me rn
HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
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mycroftsbimbo replied to your post: mycroftsbimbo replied to your post: i’m having a…
A MAC. SHAME ON YOUUUUUUU. Don’t you know ? Once you go Mac you never go back. I am surprised that your PC lived so long, tho. You be treatin them gud, mama.
And that’s exactly what I plan on doing, hehe. I mean, there has to be a reason for it, and since it can’t be the price, it has to...
metal-guru:
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mpregbert:
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mpregbert:
im so tired i could eat a horse
i identify as a horse and this offends me
i identify as offends and this horses me
I offend horses, identify me.
i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired
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mycroftsbimbo replied to your post: i’m having a retro weekend everything feels like…
Are you still using your ded computer ?
I ain’t got no money for no new computer. Yet. But when I does, it will be a shiny applemac. I will have my wish. (Seriously, by then I’ll have had this computer for nearly eight years. Eesh.)
