May 2012
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mycroftsbimbo replied to your post: mycroftsbimbo replied to your post: I LIKED THAT…
NOT YOU, YOU FOOLISH FOOL ! I AM TRYING TO ROMANCE THAT PERFECT POEM ! *romancing that perfect poem* Hmm, poem, yes you are purrfect. Purrr, purrfect.
Oh, that’s… good, of course. Good, good. Very good. It’s good that you didn’t mean me. How foolish of me to assume that,...
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mycroftsbimbo replied to your post: I LIKED THAT POEM ! ANOTHER ! : Brustwarzen-Haar, Katzenstreu und Schimmel-Brot.
While I am flattered by your interest, Sarah, I must tell you that I consider myself married to my poetry…
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neologismus asked: I LIKED THAT POEM ! ANOTHER ! : Brustwarzen-Haar, Katzenstreu und Schimmel-Brot.
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phraxpunk asked: I; hate; Brecht. How 'bout those. :)
Update: 11 year old trans girl lost appeal →
msamberhazard:
msamberhazard:
tal9000:
transawareness:
The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender. She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to foster care, not her mother who was supporting her.
Please, if you haven’t signed...
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paperclipsquares replied to your post: Give me three words and I will write you a poem containing these words.
won’t. can’t. apt.
Those who are apt to adapt, don’t they find themselves wrapped in the lies of the lives; don’t they find themselves rapt and engulfed in the hives, in the crowds, in the pairs in the swarms that aren’t theirs?
Those who are willing to care, who are...
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popsongnation replied to your post: mycroftsbimbo replied to your post: Give me three…
You are way too awesome to exist. Like. why are all the people here so intelligent I don’t understand.
I… how do i… i mean… just… can… wh-… i just…
Thanks, man. I- thankyouthankyouthanks. I think my capability to write silly poems might be just enough to make...
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mycroftsbimbo replied to your post: mycroftsbimbo replied to your post: Give me three…
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mycroftsbimbo replied to your post: Give me three words and I will write you a poem containing these words.
Dampfkessel-Überwachungs-Verein, Flatulenz und Standortfaktor.
Ich bin im Dampfkessel-Überwachungs-Verein; Da fühl ich mich wohl, da gehör’ ich hinein. Die Dampfkessel, die sind mein Standortfaktor, Da wache ich drüber, da schlafe ich vor. Der gekesselte Dampf ist nur leider...
Give me three words and I will write you a poem...
Let’s try out this thing. I’ll give my very best.
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ich bin nicht zu doppelter verneinung nicht unfähig
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jakeabels:
goretrait:
can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
and whales
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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phraxpunk replied to your post: I need to tell you this, my sw[…]
I don’t get her either. Seriously, she probably really is Loki or smth. 8D
mycroftsbimbo replied to your post: I need to tell you this, my sw[…]
ehehehehehehe
I… I think that would not only explain a lot, but Sarah’s answer also sort of proves your hypothesis. qed.
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Anonymous asked: I need to tell you this, my sweet Brokje. You are the most precious hymen being I've ever met and I knew YOU and I would fit perfectly together. Be my Queen, Brokje. Be my Queen and we shall rule the earth with iron fisting. You deserve so much more and I will devote my LIFE to make you the happiest person in the universe. I need you, Brokje. I need you like other people need to poop because...
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mycroftsbimbo replied to your post: mycroftsbimbo replied to your post: Guys I just…
I never had a fandom-dream ): I want one with me being the Mariest of the Mary Sues. I BET YOU WERE A MARY SUE ! LOKI’S SPESHUL ONE. With blue/green/brown/purple orbs and your auburn/orange/pink and black hair gently touched by the sea breeze.
… as I swam towards the maelstrom after transforming...
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mycroftsbimbo replied to your post: Guys I just took a five-hour nap and guess what I…
Self-insert AU fic, I C U. OMG naps after school are SOOOOO GOOOD. Dat feeling when waking up and one isn’t a dead zombie anymore and the sun shines through your curtains and everything is orange and cozy and warm. (Yes, I had one too.)
i
fucking
know
okay
ugh
what the fuck was this am i a kid or...
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Guys I just took a five-hour nap and guess what I dreamt of
[[MORE]]I mean in the beginning it was all fun and games and colours or something, I can’t really remember, but then
let me
how do I put this
I think I helped Loki destroy humankind and the earth.
There was this big huge maelstrom hidden under some kind of sea and there were sea creatures who would destroy the earth (or all...
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manjolras asked: 5 and 14?
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Wait oh my god, please these are actually so...
1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
11. Does love = sex?
12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
22. Are you old fashioned?
23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
splinteryourspine:
splinteryourspine:
I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
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mycroftsbimbo replied to your post: mycroftsbimbo replied to your post: Dear Diary,…
Okay, Pantent gemacht. Bis gleich, ich werd kurz Millionär.
mycroftsbimbo replied to your post: mycroftsbimbo replied to your post: Dear Diary,…
PATENT. NICHT PANTENT. PAN-TENT = BROT-ZELT.
SARAH R U DRUKN
pan-tent more like pfannen-zelt (klingt aber auch recht innovativ)
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mycroftsbimbo replied to your post: Dear Diary, today was a pretty rad day until I…
Try Hymen Centipad. There is no need for sound cause ze images tell you errything.
Hymen Centipad sounds suspiciously menstruational.
Buy Hymen Centipad - the pad with the extremely fast absorption! It’s like it’s sanguivorous!
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Dear Diary,
today was a pretty rad day until I remembered that the sound on my computer broke which led to Operation Snuggle Up With Movie And Hot Chocolate ending up completely disastrous. Conclusion: remind me to fix shit.
Sincerely, Me
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disord-r:
how much cock could a cockblock block if a cockblock could block cock
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