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elphabacolfer: the worst part of being a girl is not being able to grow a beard that looks like seneca crane’s
4thjuly1996: i don’t have ships i have a fucking naval fleet
Romeo & Juliet: Act 1, scene 1
Servants 1 & 2: Ha ha, fuck those guys, I'll kill them all and do their moms.
Servants 3 & 4: What about my mom?
Servant 1: Oh, shit! I mean, hey. Um, *bites thumb*
Servant 3: The fuck did you just do, bitch? You want to start something?
Benvolio: Dudes. Chill the fuck out, assholes.
Everyone: Oh no he di'in't - I'mma cut you, bitch - gimme my longsword, ho - shit just got real.
Prince: WILL YOU FUCKERS SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Everyone: *drops weapons* Ohhhhh, shiiiiiit.....
Prince: Right. You, Capulet, you shut your bitch mouth talking shit about Montague, or I will fuck your shit up but good. Montague, don't MAKE me cut you. I catch you fuckwads fighting in my streets again and I will END YOU. Prince out, bitches.
Lady Montague: Holy shit, where's Romeo? Do NOT tell me his candy ass was in this fight. My baby!
Benvolio: Naw, he was too busy walking around the woods in the middle of the night, crying, like he's fucking Bella Swann.
Lord Montague: Damn. That kid does nothing but lock himself in his room, close the curtains, and stay there all day writing emo poems and wanking off. Boy ain't right.
Benvolio: Shit, here he comes. Lemme talk to him.
Lord Montague: Cool. *shakes head* Little emo fuck.
Romeo: Goddddddddddd......let me die already.
Benvolio: The fuck is your problem, bro?
Romeo: Rosaline won't give me any. ANY AT ALL. Like I even gave her the smoulder. No go
Benvolio: Dude, bitches ain't nothin. Think of all the fine hotties we got right here.
Romeo: Whatever. I'll be in my bunk. Thinking of Rosaline. That bitch.
Bevolio: Seriously, bro? C'mon. Shit, you're such an emo fuck.
Romeo: Fuck you.
Benvolio: I thought that was Mercutio's job.
Romeo: Shut up. *mutters* He's busy today, anyway.