you can now purchase a destroy capitalism banksy print from walmart
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
mia i wrote you a text that i wrote you a tweet regarding cinema todayyyy
People see bi/pansexuals as a sexual Schrödinger’s Cat. Until you date some one, you’re neither straight nor gay and you simply exist as a weird in-between state that only exists as an idea and not a “real” sexuality. Date the same gender? GAY NOW. Date the opposite? STRAIGHT NOW. NO OTHER OPTIONS. STRAIGHT OR GAY, SAME AS ALIVE OR DEAD. YOUR SEXUALITY IS DEFINED BY CURRENT SEXUAL PARTNER. THIS MAKES TOTAL SENSE, LA LA LA.
Distracted because this giant bust of Beethoven in my school’s library has the same hair as Harry Styles
i swear to fucking god tj and amal is gonna make me fucking cry one day
i’m gonna look at the fucking thing and tears are gonna come out of my eyes and it’s not gonna be pretty i’m gonna be sobbing for hoURS WH Y I S TH IS COMIC S O GOO D